sharpy’s cellies are the cutest things ever i mean come on he points at them like he’s saying “i love you & you & you”
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
"Answer guy? Bergy. A lot of guys go to Bergy for things."
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.